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Queen VKD, Mistress of All Who Dare Enter
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tgabelman wrote
Just want to say I have learned more about donkey balls than I ever imagined I would. LOL! You guys seriously crack me up. Also I haven't seen Breaking Dawn yet, but hope to soon. Hope it's worth the ticket price and doesn't suck any donkey balls. HA!


*Sipping my 10th Mochatini, taps TG on the shoulder and whispers slurring*
These people around here are strange! Someone *belch* should find out who the leader is and have her medicated or severely punished.
*downs the rest of the glass and throws it to the floor*
Ole'!
*turns and walked back out of the room*
Ooooooooo Jingle Bells, Nixy Smells, LH laid the slaves. QPV just stole my whip and my pet just ran away.
*BELCH*
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Steffan: I never believed in anything like this before.
Eilian: So you're saying you regularly dry hump the air in the corner of your house and bring yourself to an orgasm in your pants?
Steffan: Good point.
Eilian: Never, ever do that in front of me again.

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*raises a shot glass to the Queen as she struts out of the room* "And A Happy Christmas to you!!!"
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TG grabs a glass holding it out to loveronfire. "I'll have what she's having."
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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*whistles for the nearest man toy* "one mochatini and some hot sex for TG here and a Juicy sheila for me please!" :twisted:
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"Make it two.....of each" :lol:
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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*looks to TB with approval* "naughty... I like it!"
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Location: making some sammiches
*saunters over and quickly removes one of the mochatinis from TB's hand, just as she's bringing it up to her luscious lips for a taste*

*tosses head back, and quickly downs the delish martini in one swig*

*hands the empty glass back to TB, who's eyes are round in shock, with a bit of venom at my Bogarting her 'tini*

*never taking my eyes off of TB's mouth, I say to LoF* "mmm that was good, LoF. Make another one, please. And make it dirty this time"
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*Glances over at QPV with a slight smile* "was that dirty on the martini or the sex?"

*nudges TB* "watch out TB, looks like Phantom wants a good time tonight"

*walks over to Phantom and whispers* "shall I have one of the toys... bring in some toys?" *Phantom nods with a evil grin never taking her eyes away from TB*

"Alright ladies I have to get to.. uh sleep. Phantom ill have the... DIRTY martini sent right in!"

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