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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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Ok ladies have you ever been reading a scorching scene but it is kind of ruined because the author never changes up the terminology? Then after awhile it goes from scorching to ridiculous. I vote we should help out by creating the Naughty Bits Thesaurus. How many names and terms can you come up with for particular body parts? This should be entertaning... :twisted:
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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this is an awesome topic!! you didn't start us out....
do we want raunchy or somewhat tasteful?
Can you give an example?
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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LMAO, Just a thought. maybe we should move this to the reading, writing, RP thread. Knowing us- this has potential to get out of hand!!!! :shock:
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
Registered: May 2008
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Location: making some sammiches
ok, I can start.

Penis
cock
love muscle
love gun (my favorite--even has a song you can sing to it)
meat stick
pipe
tube steak
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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It can be tasteful, raunchy, even funny. If you have a better way of setting this up let me know.
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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PENIS
Dick
Johnson
Pork Sword
Mr. Happy
Prick
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Queen VKD, Mistress of All Who Dare Enter
Registered: Oct 2007
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T I'm glad you decided to do this!

Vagina/Clit
Pussy
Cunt
Love Canal
Velvet Fist
Honey Pot
Cup
Box
Kitty
Fuck Hole
Slit
Flower
Mound
Pink
Love Button
Nub
Clitty
Tuna Town



Penis
Tug Boat
Silk Covered Steel
Velvet Hammer
Rod
Soldier
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
Piston
Snake
One Eyed Monster
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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LMAO Purple Hesded Yogurt Slinger? I am still laughing!
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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Breasts
Boobs
Tits
Headlights
Fun Bags

Penis and/or Testicles
Joy Stick
Sac
Tackle
Frank and beans
Balls
Jewels
Wang
Tool

Vagina
Manhole
Muff
Beaver
Toolbox
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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LOL!!! some of these are friggin hilarious!!

Vagina
cooter
snatch

Breasts
jugs
melons
pillows
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Breasts
Ta-Ta's
Hooters
Rack
Cans

Vagina
Muffin
Clam
Taco
Bank
Bush

Penis and/or Testicles
Junk
Salami
Meat Popsicle
Pud
Corn Dog
Stinky Pickle
Bologna Pony
Tonsil Tickler

Buttocks/Anus
Rump
Rear
Ass
Trunk
Tush
Arse
Back Door
Poop-Chute
Corn Hole
Hershey Highway
O-Ring
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« Last edit by Lust for Pain on Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:39 pm. »
ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
Registered: Dec 2010
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Since our depravity knows no bounds we might as well expand....

Sex
Action
Get-Some
Horizontal Mambo
Fuck
Nookie
Scrump
Scrog
Sexscipades

Masturbation
Self-Gratification
Jack-Off
Flick the Bean
Pullin' the Pud
Choking the Chicken
Cunt Cuddling
Buffing the Wood
Charming the Cobra

Oral Sex
Blow Job
Skull Fuck
Go Down On
Lunch at the Y
Hoover
Hummer
Head
3rd Base
Have a Box Lunch
Slobber on Knob
:twisted:
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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I can't believe I'm learning things on this thread. :shock:
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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LOL, This is the one stop shop for entertainment and education! :twisted:
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
Registered: Dec 2010
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OK Ladies, here we go again :twisted:
Penis
Shlong
Spitting Cobra
One-Eyed Wonder Worm
Sperm Pump
Mancrank
Mr. Winkie
Missle Launcher

Vagina
Vajayjay
Hooha
Cock Holster

Buttocks
Badonkadonk

Oral Sex
Eat Out
Yodeling In the Valley
Carpet Munching
Muff Diving

Sex
Bonk
Boink
Laying Pipe
Throwin' Ass

Masturbation
Hand-To-Gland Combat
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« Last edit by Lust for Pain on Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:13 am. »
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Registered: Jul 2011
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Omg I was talking to a friend about this and I just had to come find it again... its been a while :twisted: :twisted:
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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Posts: 2301
Location: In the dungeon-handing out discipline!
LMAO. I need to add to it! :twisted:
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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OK Lover, I am revisiting the page just for you LOL!
Breasts
Sweater Mittens
Bazooms

Penis
Beef Bayonet
Blue-Veined Piccalo
Choad
Yogurt Cannon
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Rocket in my Pocket
Purple Headed Womb Broom
Third Leg

Masturbation
Getting a Rock Off
Making the Bald Man Cry
Paying the Palm Pimp
Jill off
Paddling the Pink Canoe

Vagina/Clitoris
Poonani
Cha Cha
Cherry Pop
Kitty
Nooksie
Tongue Magnet
The Little Bald Man in the Boat
The Remote Control
Wormhole
The Crab Nebula

Sex
Riding the Hobby Horse
Doing the Nasty
Knockin' Boots
Driving The Beef Bus to Tuna Town
Run the Meat
Sausage and Donut Situation
Bone Smuggling
Plowing the Back Field

Oral Sex
Blow the Horn
Meeting With Mr. One Eye
Play the Pink Oboe
Yodel in the Canyon
Airing the Orchid

Semen
Baby Gravy
Cupid's Toothpaste
Human Bonding Fluid
Man Chowder
Population Paste
Spooge
Tasty Non-Dairy Treat

:twisted:
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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I forgot one....

Penis
Fun Gun
:oops:
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ELITE ELDER Res. Ent. Dir.
Registered: Feb 2008
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If you want to find the most horrible yet funny words for body parts pick up a historical romance. I used to read these and omg they use the most funny names describing a mans bits.
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ILEC, put em next to the ball gags and body latex.
ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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NIX! *Runs and throws herself into Nix* When is the last time we got into trouble together?
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ELITE ELDER Res. Ent. Dir.
Registered: Feb 2008
Posts: 1768
Location: Fear my wrath for I am the one annointed Twatty McBitchiness
It's been forever!! Maybe we should bad mouth Anita Blake and see if we can't get the natives stirred up.
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ILEC, put em next to the ball gags and body latex.

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