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#1 Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:58 am
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ELITE ELDER
Registered: Jun 2008
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Location: Lost in a faerie forest
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Time for the annual thread of fabulous ...or psycho gift ideas. First up is Countess Dracula barbie. Only 3200 made in the world, this designer doll looks like a cross between Snow White's stepmother and the bad fairy from Sleeping Beauty. http://candybarbie.com/2011/10/20/countess-dracula-barbie-by-bob-mackie/Vampire shoes for men. I like the blood splatter. http://vampirecostumesstore.com/vampire-shoes-for-men.htmlYou'll need the vampire wigs for men to complete your role play...if you don't die laughing. http://vampirecostumesstore.com/mens-vampire-wigs.html_______________ Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:
"Mother said there would be knights like this."
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#2 Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:38 am
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ELITE ELDER
Registered: Jun 2008
Posts: 2086
Location: Lost in a faerie forest
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So you're a responsible pet owner and had Fido neutered. I heartily approve. This year for Christmas give him testicular implants so he can strut through the park and swing like the big guys. http://www.neuticles.com/ultraplus.phpWhen you book Fido, why not go ahead and give Dad a scrotum reduction surgery. Chances are the old boys are droopy and chafing. http://www.altermd.com/Penis%20and%20Scrotal%20Surgery/scrotum_reduction.htmWhile you're waiting for them to get out of surgery, you can stock up on your canned goods. Put together a gift basket for someone special on your list. http://www.dirjournal.com/shopping-journal/10-insane-products-youd-never-expect-to-see-canned/_______________ Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:
"Mother said there would be knights like this."
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#3 Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:59 pm
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ELITE ELDER Res. Ent. Dir.
Registered: Feb 2008
Posts: 1716
Location: Fear my wrath for I am the one annointed Twatty McBitchiness
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Who spends $600 to give Fido the appearance of testicles? lmao, ppl and their pets, its a sad obsession. |
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#4 Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:54 pm
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Elder
Registered: Jul 2011
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I thought it was a joke.. then kept reading and to my surprise the damn site is real?!?!?! Who would do that? Poor puppy or kitty has to get them chopped off first then has to go through another surgery just so an owner can feel better? Poor Poor animals.
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#5 Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:33 pm
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
Registered: Dec 2010
Posts: 2136
Location: In the dungeon-handing out discipline!
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I was rolling when I saw that. Maybe I will get my shihtzu some mastiff balls  _______________ When I want you to beg, IŽll tell youŽ -Vishous
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#6 Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:36 pm
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Elder
Registered: Jul 2011
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omg could you imagine? your puppy would be walking like it was in mid splits LOL TOOO MUCH!!
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#7 Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:04 pm
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Elder
Registered: Jul 2011
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Who Killed Santa in the bathroom? Lol why not torture the kids first thing in the morning? Add a few pieces of Santa's suit and tada! Kid is scared for life! |
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#8 Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:21 pm
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ELDER
Registered: Oct 2009
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Yeah don't ask how I know this, but Kim K got her does ball implants.....Cause Bruce felt bad for him... |
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#9 Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:28 pm
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ELDER
Registered: Oct 2009
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The scrotum reduction leaves me questions, what the hell happened to those guys' balls?? And if that is what's going to happen to my husbands, sign us up now!! |
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#10 Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:11 pm
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Member
Registered: Mar 2011
Posts: 132
Location: spreading distress and havoc with my sweet and caring nature
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Love the shower curtain and bath mat! The funny thins is I've actually been looking for a new shower curtain, just haven't found anything I liked yet... maybe I should add the Blood Bath Shower Gel to make it complete.  _______________ I go through books faster than a person with diarrhoea goes through a roll of toilet paper. Shelfari - Akaea |
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#11 Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:03 pm
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ELITE ELDER
Registered: Jun 2008
Posts: 2086
Location: Lost in a faerie forest
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#12 Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:16 am
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ELITE ELDER
Registered: Jun 2008
Posts: 2086
Location: Lost in a faerie forest
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Be ahead of the game. Start shopping for next Christmas now, with these gifts that say "you're disgusting" http://www.oddee.com/item_98006.aspx_______________ Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:
"Mother said there would be knights like this."
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#13 Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:35 pm
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
Registered: Dec 2010
Posts: 2136
Location: In the dungeon-handing out discipline!
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My friend bought these dolls for her children before she heard about this, although the company says it is just babbling...What do you think? http://youtu.be/mhopjPPbdkY_______________ When I want you to beg, IŽll tell youŽ -Vishous
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#14 Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:42 pm
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Elder
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LMFAO LFP that is great! Why not teach our kids to curse when they are two eh?
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#15 Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:49 pm
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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My friend was shocked lol. She heard about it, so got the dolls out and sure enough! _______________ When I want you to beg, IŽll tell youŽ -Vishous
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#16 Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:29 pm
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ELITE ELDER
Registered: Jun 2008
Posts: 2086
Location: Lost in a faerie forest
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EEK! _______________ Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:
"Mother said there would be knights like this."
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#17 Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:39 pm
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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All I want for Christmas is a doll that calls me a crazy bitch. It would be like my daily affirmation! _______________ When I want you to beg, IŽll tell youŽ -Vishous
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#18 Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:20 am
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Elder
Registered: Jul 2011
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ohh my there are vid's everywhere for that even a child's advocate attorney calling for them to remove it lol
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#19 Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:41 am
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
Registered: May 2008
Posts: 2564
Location: making some sammiches
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hehehe this would be even better if the doll looked like Josh Todd from Buckcherry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q |
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#20 Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:06 pm
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#21 Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:35 pm
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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Location: In the dungeon-handing out discipline!
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Ha! I will be sure to put in my order _______________ When I want you to beg, IŽll tell youŽ -Vishous
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#22 Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:03 pm
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ELITE ELDER
Registered: Jun 2008
Posts: 2086
Location: Lost in a faerie forest
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LOL I think that one gets filed under gifts for people you hate _______________ Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:
"Mother said there would be knights like this."
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#23 Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:54 pm
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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I have to agree! _______________ When I want you to beg, IŽll tell youŽ -Vishous
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#24 Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:05 am
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I would definitly want to know what I did to the person who offered it to me!
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#25 Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:53 am
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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