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Presents????? You know ya wanna give these, but you're afraid to warp the kids

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ELITE ELDER
Registered: Jun 2008
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Time for the annual thread of fabulous ...or psycho gift ideas.

First up is Countess Dracula barbie. Only 3200 made in the world, this designer doll looks like a cross between Snow White's stepmother and the bad fairy from Sleeping Beauty.
http://candybarbie.com/2011/10/20/countess-dracula-barbie-by-bob-mackie/

Vampire shoes for men. I like the blood splatter.
http://vampirecostumesstore.com/vampire-shoes-for-men.html

You'll need the vampire wigs for men to complete your role play...if you don't die laughing.
http://vampirecostumesstore.com/mens-vampire-wigs.html
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ELITE ELDER
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So you're a responsible pet owner and had Fido neutered. I heartily approve. This year for Christmas give him testicular implants so he can strut through the park and swing like the big guys.
http://www.neuticles.com/ultraplus.php

When you book Fido, why not go ahead and give Dad a scrotum reduction surgery. Chances are the old boys are droopy and chafing.
http://www.altermd.com/Penis%20and%20Scrotal%20Surgery/scrotum_reduction.htm

While you're waiting for them to get out of surgery, you can stock up on your canned goods. Put together a gift basket for someone special on your list.
http://www.dirjournal.com/shopping-journal/10-insane-products-youd-never-expect-to-see-canned/
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ELITE ELDER Res. Ent. Dir.
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Who spends $600 to give Fido the appearance of testicles? lmao, ppl and their pets, its a sad obsession.
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ILEC, put em next to the ball gags and body latex.
Elder
Registered: Jul 2011
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I thought it was a joke.. then kept reading and to my surprise the damn site is real?!?!?! Who would do that? Poor puppy or kitty has to get them chopped off first then has to go through another surgery just so an owner can feel better? Poor Poor animals.
ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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I was rolling when I saw that. Maybe I will get my shihtzu some mastiff balls :twisted:
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Elder
Registered: Jul 2011
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omg could you imagine? your puppy would be walking like it was in mid splits LOL TOOO MUCH!!
Elder
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Who Killed Santa in the bathroom? Lol why not torture the kids first thing in the morning? :twisted: Add a few pieces of Santa's suit and tada! Kid is scared for life!
ELDER
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Yeah don't ask how I know this, but Kim K got her does ball implants.....Cause Bruce felt bad for him...
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ELDER
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The scrotum reduction leaves me questions, what the hell happened to those guys' balls?? And if that is what's going to happen to my husbands, sign us up now!!
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Just finished Lords :twisted:

Currently Reading:
Immortals AFter Dark!! :twisted:

Next Up:No Clue yet!!

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Love the shower curtain and bath mat! The funny thins is I've actually been looking for a new shower curtain, just haven't found anything I liked yet... maybe I should add the Blood Bath Shower Gel to make it complete. :)
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ELITE ELDER
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Everyone needs a new apron
http://www.aliexpress.com/product-fm/378511746-Wholesale-Retail-Sexy-Funny-Novel-Naked-Lover-men-Apron-Party-Kitchen-For-Christmas-XMAS-Gift-20pcs-wholesalers.html
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ELITE ELDER
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Be ahead of the game. Start shopping for next Christmas now, with these gifts that say "you're disgusting"
http://www.oddee.com/item_98006.aspx
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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My friend bought these dolls for her children before she heard about this, although the company says it is just babbling...What do you think?


http://youtu.be/mhopjPPbdkY
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Elder
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LMFAO LFP that is great! Why not teach our kids to curse when they are two eh?
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My friend was shocked lol. She heard about it, so got the dolls out and sure enough!
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ELITE ELDER
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EEK!
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All I want for Christmas is a doll that calls me a crazy bitch. It would be like my daily affirmation! :twisted:
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Elder
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ohh my there are vid's everywhere for that even a child's advocate attorney calling for them to remove it lol
ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
Registered: May 2008
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hehehe this would be even better if the doll looked like Josh Todd from Buckcherry :twisted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q
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How about an underwear clutch?

http://www.fashionstyleme.com/jeremy-scott-crazy-underwear-handbag

The price? A steal at just $424
ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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Ha! I will be sure to put in my order :twisted:
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ELITE ELDER
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LOL I think that one gets filed under gifts for people you hate
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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I have to agree!
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I would definitly want to know what I did to the person who offered it to me!
ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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um, Happy Easter??
http://sergetheconcierge.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bf71853ef0162fc0d0c8d970d-800wi
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