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ELITE ELDER
Registered: Jun 2008
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Location: Lost in a faerie forest
This thread contains real shopping items available on the web intended to meet all you preternatural tastes. If you make a purchase from Amazon please go through VKD's link so she get's credit for it.
VKD's link - http://astore.amazon.com/vampromabook-20
*note: some items not suitable for the squeemish, easily offended, or minors


A) werewolf shoes, wallet, and tote. ugly but appropriate
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dshoes&field-keywords=werewolf&x=10&y=18

B) supernatural themed vibrators. The above note applies to this one. In fact I'm only giving a description page. If you're interested in seeing the actual item, click link after the description. For the additional ones at the bottom, click source.
http://www.oddee.com/item_97393.aspx

C) zombie and human blood energy drinks. These are real drinks
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/c6c9/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/d9fc/

D) The next few items are for kids, babies, and adults
Zombie snack bib
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/kids/bbae/

E) Lil' vampire pacifier
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/newborn-infant/d704/
http://www.amazon.com/Billy-Bob-Little-Vampire-Pacifier/dp/B001AS2WK2/ref=sr_1_48?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1304191973&sr=1-48

F) Guide to Pirate Parenting
http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/on-sale/c033/

G: These would make great gifts
Levitation wand - http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/science/af4c/?cpg=cj&ref=&CJURL=
Fairy levitation wand - http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/7-13-years/b993/

H) Love the smell and feel of blood? try the blood bath shower gel
http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/on-sale/d6fa/

I) bleeding heart gummies
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/d19a/
gummy brains - http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e5c0/

J) chocolate zombie bunny
http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/looflirpa/e88a/

K) bloody brains and eyeballs and body fluid candy
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/c6d9/

L) canned unicorn meat
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e5a7/

M) Dismember Me Zombie Plush
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/ac4a/
(don't miss the video at the bottom)

N) chocolate werewolf
http://www.amazon.com/Chocolate-Dipped-Krispie%C2%AE-Werewolf-Halloween/dp/B0047Q234E/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1304191385&sr=1-1

O) Underwater vampire skull skin for blackberry (also available for other phones)
http://www.amazon.com/Underwater-Vampire-Decorative-Sticker-BlackBerry/dp/B003BXND1Q/ref=sr_1_24?s=wireless&ie=UTF8&qid=1304192075&sr=1-24

P) vampire jewelry
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Djewelry&field-keywords=vampire&x=10&y=24
werewolf jewelry
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Djewelry&field-keywords=vampire&x=10&y=24#/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Djewelry&field-keywords=werewolf&rh=n%3A3367581%2Ck%3Awerewolf

Q) vampire salt and pepper
http://www.amazon.com/Vampires-Love-First-Pepper-Shakers/dp/B0047OWK76/ref=sr_1_9?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1304192861&sr=1-9

R) werewolf crossing sign
http://www.amazon.com/WEREWOLF-CROSSING--Sign--novelty-mythology/dp/B00466M1GA/ref=sr_1_10?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1304192919&sr=1-10




If anybody actually orders any of this stuff, please write a review (except for some of those vibrators, I don't think I want to know)
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Queen VKD, Mistress of All Who Dare Enter
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I am loving the levitation fairy! I seriously think I might have to get that for Elysia for her bday.

Thanks for the a-store shout out O. Mwuah!
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You are LH! I may be going shopping...
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ELDER
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How awesome!! Supernatural themed vibrator. hmmmmm
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ELDER
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Oh, exotic love did u seen the platinum one with 28 diamonds!! oh im saving 3250$ lol! Jk
But its soooo nice...
ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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you know I had to check out the toys. The mega cock is a little frightening....

I was given 2 of the other things mentioned for a baby shower gift. I got the Zombie Snack bib and the vampire fangs pacifier.
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ELDER
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ILEC, a little is an understatment! Lol I squeezed my legs closed, scared of what that thing could do
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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I just ran across this. It frightens even me....

http://www.amazon.com/Gorgeous-Hung-Jimmys-Gallery-She-Males/dp/1561635472/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&m=A2Z2CSK1PH6GOI&s=generic&qid=1304350432&sr=1-5
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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Holy Sh*t....That needs to go on the worst book cover thread. That is right up there with Satan Burger.
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ELITE ELDER
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The VampireFreaks store
I love their slogan - Fuck the mainstream
http://store.vampirefreaks.com/default.php?pg=1
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ELDER
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My birthday is coming up! Yay!
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Currently Reading: Hunger Games
Just Finished: Lover Reborn
Up Next: Who the Hell knows.....
"I have never met a vampire personally, but I don't know what might happen tomorrow." Bela Legosi (I love this!!)


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ELITE ELDER
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you'll need a submission cincher for your bday. :twisted: http://store.vampirefreaks.com/product.php?pid=2755
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I think my hubby would have a heart attack if I came out wearing that! Hmmmm but it could have its possibilities...... Bwhahaha
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Just Finished: Lover Reborn
Up Next: Who the Hell knows.....
"I have never met a vampire personally, but I don't know what might happen tomorrow." Bela Legosi (I love this!!)


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ELITE ELDER
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I love this!!! i want 2 for me and one for each of my daughters
http://www.rakkudesigns.com/shoe-wheel.asp
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ELITE ELDER
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pretty cool with lots of possibilities
http://www.wallwords.com/index.asp
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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Lightheaded wrote
pretty cool with lots of possibilities
http://www.wallwords.com/index.asp


I like the one with birds on the wire; very realistic

I sell a few things like this in my Stampin' Up! business, but nothing nearly as large. These vinyl wall art things are quite the rage
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ELITE ELDER
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I think the growth charts are a great idea for kids. I'm going to get a couple of things for daughter's dorm home this fall. Love the one that said Laundry Room - Drop Your Drawers Here
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ELITE ELDER
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Hurry, this could be yours at a very low price :lol:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Jacob-Black-New-Moon-Full-Queen-Duvet-Cover-/200637079362?pt=US_Duvet_Covers&hash=item2eb6e6df42
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I think that is is a neat way to use any old t shirt! T shirt laddering
ELITE ELDER
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That's Cool!!!
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I like it.
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ELITE ELDER
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for your valentine - lips you can get french with
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mens-Sexy-Fun-Kiss-My-HOT-LIPS-Black-Thong-Back-Brief-VALENTINES-DAY-FUN-/220947712845?pt=US_CSA_MC_Underwear&hash=item3371828b4d
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ELDER
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Nice undies haha....
ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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LMAO!
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http://pinterest.com/pin/232779874459975713/
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