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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
Registered: May 2008
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LOL! I just looked at that one again, and read the cover.
"It was just a game, but the funeral was real..." LMAO!!
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Queen VKD, Mistress of All Who Dare Enter
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LOL!! LfP, I actually giggled out loud at the first one!! What the hell are those?!
They're so campy. :)


The A to Z Mysteries are children books. My daughter loves them! I haven't seen that one though. We'll have to see if the library has it.
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Eilian: So you're saying you regularly dry hump the air in the corner of your house and bring yourself to an orgasm in your pants?
Steffan: Good point.
Eilian: Never, ever do that in front of me again.

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ELITE ELDER
Registered: Jun 2008
Posts: 2156
Location: Lost in a faerie forest
This little boy has good reason to blush....CREEPY PERVY
http://www.amazon.com/Its-Easy-Play-Classical-Themes/dp/0711901457/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1319911909&sr=1-1

This woman should blush...if she had a face
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pardon1.jpg

This guy obviously likes to eat himself but what is that kid going to do .....seriously sick
http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/fetchsmaller.jpg
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ELITE ELDER
Registered: Jun 2008
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Location: Lost in a faerie forest
looks like the birth of a hydra...not sexy
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6677462-man-to-man
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
Registered: Dec 2010
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Location: In the dungeon-handing out discipline!
Those were great LH!
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
Those are really disturbing!
Queen VKD, Mistress of All Who Dare Enter
Registered: Oct 2007
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Oooo LH, love the new avi!

So I saw this book in the free reads for the day. You know you wanna read it!
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B004ISLSWE/ref=nosim/addallebooks-20
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Favorite Quote at the Moment:Veil of Seduction
Steffan: I never believed in anything like this before.
Eilian: So you're saying you regularly dry hump the air in the corner of your house and bring yourself to an orgasm in your pants?
Steffan: Good point.
Eilian: Never, ever do that in front of me again.

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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
Registered: Dec 2010
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Location: In the dungeon-handing out discipline!
Is that a flying carrot?
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ELITE ELDER
Registered: Jun 2008
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Location: Lost in a faerie forest
I thought it was a beehive.

thanks, VKD :)
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Queen VKD, Mistress of All Who Dare Enter
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Lust for Pain wrote
Is that a flying carrot?

I'm not sure but from the description I think it may be a worm.
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Favorite Quote at the Moment:Veil of Seduction
Steffan: I never believed in anything like this before.
Eilian: So you're saying you regularly dry hump the air in the corner of your house and bring yourself to an orgasm in your pants?
Steffan: Good point.
Eilian: Never, ever do that in front of me again.

My Shelfari: http://www.shelfari.com/vkd
My Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/rhonda.valverde

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Queen VKD, Mistress of All Who Dare Enter
Registered: Oct 2007
Posts: 2967
Location: Analyzing the do's and don'ts of literary editorial computation!
Ummm, okay.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B004UW29K8/ref=nosim/addallebooks-20
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Favorite Quote at the Moment:Veil of Seduction
Steffan: I never believed in anything like this before.
Eilian: So you're saying you regularly dry hump the air in the corner of your house and bring yourself to an orgasm in your pants?
Steffan: Good point.
Eilian: Never, ever do that in front of me again.

My Shelfari: http://www.shelfari.com/vkd
My Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/rhonda.valverde

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Registered: Jan 2011
Posts: 445
Location: New England
VampKissedDreams wrote
Ummm, okay.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B004UW29K8/ref=nosim/addallebooks-20


At least it's a bargain buy :mrgreen:
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Queen VKD, Mistress of All Who Dare Enter
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RLMathewson wrote
VampKissedDreams wrote
Ummm, okay.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B004UW29K8/ref=nosim/addallebooks-20


At least it's a bargain buy :mrgreen:

Maybe you should contact them and see if they can design your next book cover. ;)
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Favorite Quote at the Moment:Veil of Seduction
Steffan: I never believed in anything like this before.
Eilian: So you're saying you regularly dry hump the air in the corner of your house and bring yourself to an orgasm in your pants?
Steffan: Good point.
Eilian: Never, ever do that in front of me again.

My Shelfari: http://www.shelfari.com/vkd
My Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/rhonda.valverde

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ELDER
Registered: Jan 2011
Posts: 445
Location: New England
You know. I was actually thinking about doing just that ;p
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
Registered: Dec 2010
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Location: In the dungeon-handing out discipline!
RL has some hot men in her books, that would have to be one sexy carrot! :mrgreen:
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ELDER
Registered: Jan 2011
Posts: 445
Location: New England
Lust for Pain wrote
RL has some hot men in her books, that would have to be one sexy carrot! :mrgreen:


LMAO
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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Posts: 2301
Location: In the dungeon-handing out discipline!
RLMathewson wrote
Lust for Pain wrote
RL has some hot men in her books, that would have to be one sexy carrot! :mrgreen:


LMAO


Here is your next book cover RL...It's your sexy carrot!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4145/5088536529_1b8b5978b1.jpg
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ELDER
Registered: Jan 2011
Posts: 445
Location: New England
Lol, that will go perfectly with my new Sexy Carrot series. Thanks, LFP!
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Queen VKD, Mistress of All Who Dare Enter
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Location: Analyzing the do's and don'ts of literary editorial computation!
Lust for Pain wrote
RLMathewson wrote
Lust for Pain wrote
RL has some hot men in her books, that would have to be one sexy carrot! :mrgreen:


LMAO


Here is your next book cover RL...It's your sexy carrot!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4145/5088536529_1b8b5978b1.jpg

I'm not so sure about that one. I think he might needs some penicillin. He's got some discharge going on.
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Favorite Quote at the Moment:Veil of Seduction
Steffan: I never believed in anything like this before.
Eilian: So you're saying you regularly dry hump the air in the corner of your house and bring yourself to an orgasm in your pants?
Steffan: Good point.
Eilian: Never, ever do that in front of me again.

My Shelfari: http://www.shelfari.com/vkd
My Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/rhonda.valverde

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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
Registered: Dec 2010
Posts: 2301
Location: In the dungeon-handing out discipline!
Didn't notice that lol. OMG it is a carrot with the clap!
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ELDER
Registered: Oct 2009
Posts: 768
LMAO you ladies are cracking me up!!! A carrot with the clap!!!
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Just finished Lords :twisted:

Currently Reading:
Immortals AFter Dark!! :twisted:

Next Up:No Clue yet!!

Love the brothers!!!

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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
Registered: Dec 2010
Posts: 2301
Location: In the dungeon-handing out discipline!
VampKissedDreams wrote
Ummm, okay.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B004UW29K8/ref=nosim/addallebooks-20


I am rendered speechless at the moment, but give me time! :shock:
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Queen VKD, Mistress of All Who Dare Enter
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Lust for Pain wrote
VampKissedDreams wrote
Ummm, okay.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B004UW29K8/ref=nosim/addallebooks-20


I am rendered speechless at the moment, but give me time! :shock:

Yeah I was speechless too. What's really scary is that it got really good reviews.
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Favorite Quote at the Moment:Veil of Seduction
Steffan: I never believed in anything like this before.
Eilian: So you're saying you regularly dry hump the air in the corner of your house and bring yourself to an orgasm in your pants?
Steffan: Good point.
Eilian: Never, ever do that in front of me again.

My Shelfari: http://www.shelfari.com/vkd
My Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/rhonda.valverde

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ELDER
Registered: Oct 2009
Posts: 768
Oh gosh!! I can't breath i'm laughing so hard at this one!! It's okay honey, maybe it will grow back!!!
http://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Your-Will-Grow-Back/dp/0062065076/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1320893213&sr=8-10
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Just finished Lords :twisted:

Currently Reading:
Immortals AFter Dark!! :twisted:

Next Up:No Clue yet!!

Love the brothers!!!

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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
Registered: Dec 2010
Posts: 2301
Location: In the dungeon-handing out discipline!
RLMathewson wrote
Lol, that will go perfectly with my new Sexy Carrot series. Thanks, LFP!


No problem, I will give you a great review:

If you get tastilly titillated and hot over your vegetable, you will love RL Mathewson's new Sexy Carrot series.... :mrgreen:
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