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ELDER
Registered: Jan 2011
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Lol, I must have missed it. What is the name of this book? I still can't wrap my head around the whole tree bit....that's well.....definitely a first. The weirdest thing that I read and just couldn't force myself to finish was a sex scene that lasted for thirty pages, all foreplay, where the characters were really spiritual and every little action had to go into great detail about religion, karma, auras and they got each other off by sending their spiritual vibe into each other. It was pretty disturbing and I can't remember for the life of me the name of the book but if I ever see the book I plan on running the other way.
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ELITE ELDER
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oh i hate those kinds of scenes, RL. 30 pages huh. I'd have skipped to the end, or more likely, tossed the book.
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ELDER
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Lightheaded wrote
oh i hate those kinds of scenes, RL. 30 pages huh. I'd have skipped to the end, or more likely, tossed the book.


After that I skimmed only to find myself rolling my eyes every few minutes. I ended up tossing the book into the trash.
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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30 pages of foreplay- no touching foreplay?????????? What kind of sick and twisted joke is that anyway? :shock:
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ELDER
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vampireheart wrote
30 pages of foreplay- no touching foreplay?????????? What kind of sick and twisted joke is that anyway? :shock:


Lol! My thoughts exactly : )
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ELITE ELDER
Registered: Jun 2008
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ok got another. Queenie says I have a real talent for finding weird books. I'm reading a historical erotica set in 1899 Shanghai. The basic plot is that a young Englishwoman believes she can cure her autistic brother by learning Chinese sexual techniques from the Chinaman that works for her family. yeah.....that should work.
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ELDER
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Lightheaded wrote
ok got another. Queenie says I have a real talent for finding weird books. I'm reading a historical erotica set in 1899 Shanghai. The basic plot is that a young Englishwoman believes she can cure her autistic brother by learning Chinese sexual techniques from the Chinaman that works for her family. yeah.....that should work.

Umm.........how exactly would that help her brother?
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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That was my question and then I asked myself "Do I really want to know?" :shock:
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ELITE ELDER
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The book is vague on how it will help. She will have a more focused qu (which i guess is personal power) Note the sarcasm in my original comment about this "cure"
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Lightheaded wrote
The book is vague on how it will help. She will have a more focused qu (which i guess is personal power) Note the sarcasm in my original comment about this "cure"
I crown thee Queen of the freaky books ;).
ELITE ELDER
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I am happy to say that I have not and never will read the following title. But it came up on another forum and I thought it was a weird one. The Seahorse that Loved the Wrong Lynx. It's an m/m erotic story about a gay wereseahorse falling for a gay werelynx and becoming impregnated. :shock: :shock: Apparently there are 9 books in the Mate or Meal series :roll: :roll:
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I've had too many drinks tonight to even begin pondering that one! :shock:
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ELITE ELDER
Registered: Jun 2008
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I found another entry for Weird, sick and psycho. Believe it or not, this one has good reviews. I'm not brave enough to trod in this territory though. The title is hilarious, the description caused an earthquake on my disturbing meter.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18661729-honey-i-shrunk-your-cooch
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ELITE ELDER Res. Ent. Dir.
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I think too many authors have jumped on the paranormal bandwagon hoping to make a quick buck, there does come a time when you're just grasping at straws and I believe that ant loving is way past desperation.
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ILEC, put em next to the ball gags and body latex.
ELITE ELDER
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How does that process work? Does the author sit down one day and wonder, "Will people pay for a human/ant orgy?" "Will it make me popular?"
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I do believe it starts with someone rolling a joint before they sit down at their computer to write.
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ILEC, put em next to the ball gags and body latex.
ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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They are doing more than smoking a joint lol, there is some very heavy medicating happening there!
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I was trying to be nice, lol. And honey, there ain't enuf meds in the world to write some of the shit out there, I'm thinking crack.
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ILEC, put em next to the ball gags and body latex.
ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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LMAO! How was I to know? You usually just come right out and say it! Nix, are you turning over a new leaf? :twisted:
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ELITE ELDER
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What's this? Nix beating about the bush? How..erm ...unusual
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ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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LH, either she took a blow to the head or someone stole our Nix!
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ELITE ELDER Res. Ent. Dir.
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Ok ok would it make you all feel better if I snickered at the word bush, lol. I did fall the other day, damn icy sidewalks and... SQUIRREL!!
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ILEC, put em next to the ball gags and body latex.
ELITE ELDER Queen's Lead Reviewer
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Now there is the Nix I love!
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