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Getting fucked by a tree huh? I dont know what to say to this.
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emmalynn3 wrote
Getting fucked by a tree huh? I dont know what to say to this.


I think my response is, "No, thank you." LOL
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emmalynn3 wrote
Getting fucked by a tree huh? I dont know what to say to this.


I think my response is, "No, thank you." LOL

ROFLMAO
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VampKissedDreams wrote
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we all need a penis tree


I quite agree. Perhaps we can incorporate one into our RPG?? LH??

Keep the trees out of my room!

What's this? Have we stumbled upon something that actually frightens our queen?
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Lightheaded wrote
VampKissedDreams wrote
ILoveEdwardCullen wrote
Southern Vampire Girl wrote
we all need a penis tree


I quite agree. Perhaps we can incorporate one into our RPG?? LH??

Keep the trees out of my room!

What's this? Have we stumbled upon something that actually frightens our queen?

Yes, LH, there are some things that I fear. The list is short, but it's there.....Flying Monkeys in clown suits and Evil Trees. Yes, I have a bit of a Wizard of Oz phobia.
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Evelyn was afraid of the "scary trees" for a while too.
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I'm with the Queen, no tree cocks for me. I'll stick to the original, or the plastic immitation! ;)
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Clowns are freaky scary ass things. I hate em.
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ILEC, put em next to the ball gags and body latex.
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Clowns are my biggest fear! When Chris and I first got together he thought it was goofy to be scared of clowns so he thought it would be funny to come to my work dressed up like one. Hmm well that was a very bad move on his part.....
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This appears to be my month for finding the 'unusual'. My current read features a virginal hyman ...ON MEN! It is a membrane that goes across the head of the penis known as a veil.
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Lightheaded wrote
This appears to be my month for finding the 'unusual'. My current read features a virginal hyman ...ON MEN! It is a membrane that goes across the head of the penis known as a veil.


sounds more like a circumcision gone wrong :shock:
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*dances through the room throwing acorns and watching as trees sprout*
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NuckingFuts Nix AKA Mastema wrote
*dances through the room throwing acorns and watching as trees sprout*


don't forget the miracle grow!!!
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WOW.... f-bombs and talks of chicken trees. *giggle* what did I miss????
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My weirdo meter went off yesterday. it was a good book until the men lined up to rub their penises on her nose which caused them to climax. I've never heard of a nose train before. They weren't shooting on her though, they shot across her nose and other women would try to catch it in their mouthes. She thought it was funny. I think having every guy in the place rub his penis on your face is FREAKY!!!
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LMAO What are you reading these days LH? I am with you - the nose train is a new one on me to, definately high on the weird shit-o-meter! :evil:
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Holy crap LH! I hate to admit but wow that sparks my interest......lol
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WOW- What book was this in? Weird!
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blondie_vampiress wrote
Holy crap LH! I hate to admit but wow that sparks my interest......lol


LMAO this is why I love you, BV. Always so honest :)
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You saw it here first ladies BV's nose train fetish started here lol :twisted:
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Lmao....I'm just a curious girl, what can I say!?
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It is OK BV, you know the golden rule- It's only kinky the first time! :twisted:
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Nu uh, its only kinky if it involves farm animals.
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VH, I thought I heard sheep baying in the newbie wing last night...what gives?
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ILEC you didn't hear the sheep in my wing... When it comes to that I follow V's rule - I don't like hay in my leather or wool in my teeth :twisted:
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