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ELITE ELDER
Registered: Jun 2008
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There's a lot of odd scenes in pnr books. People blowing up into bits, wild and crazy sex scenes with multiple persons and items, strange deaths, people turning into things, etc. I thought I was fairly, um, worldly about such things. Until today. :roll:

I just popped a new sexual weirdness cherry when the girl in my book got fucked by a tree. I'm not kidding - A TREE! :shock: The roots came out of the ground and she had a good time. A couple guys got off watching her also. :oops:

So I thought I'd ask you all what's the weirdest thing you've read. Doesn't have to be sexual.
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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LH, wtf are you reading?! :shock:
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ELITE ELDER
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LOL it's a fantasy erotica book about a selkie king that seduces a human girl
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LOL it's a fantasy erotica book about a selkie king that seduces a human girl


What is its title and author? I may wanna see what that is all about, lol. A tree huh. that is ummm diff.
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Queen VKD, Mistress of All Who Dare Enter
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Well I'm really going to have to think on this. I've read some pretty whacked out stuff. Can't say I've ever read about someone getting fucked by a tree though.
So, is that where the inspiration for your avi came from? :P
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ELITE ELDER
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If I post the title won't that make this a spoiler thread? I was trying to avoid doing that so people could post their weird scenes and not spoil it for others. *clears throat* however, if you look at my signature line you'll have your answer, SMBD. It's a book I've had for 2 years now but haven't read until now.
VKD, actually the avi came first and was inspired by the concept of growing things in spring. Can you see the people at the bottom? It does tie in nicely with the tree scene tho doesn't it? Actually she got done by roots but my avi makes a better visual.
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*spits water out* A TREE????? WHOA...that is freaky...
ELITE ELDER Res. Ent. Dir.
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I find if I come across a scene like that I end up rolling my eyes and it kinda ruins the book. If it sets off my freak o meter you knows it's off the wall, and tree fucking defintely sets off my freak o meter.
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ILEC, put em next to the ball gags and body latex.
The ELDER Radiant Pharzuph
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VampKissedDreams wrote
Well I'm really going to have to think on this. I've read some pretty whacked out stuff. Can't say I've ever read about someone getting fucked by a tree though.
So, is that where the inspiration for your avi came from? :P


VKD did you forget what folder you're in with that language? Oh and LH I think your first post IS the weirdest thing I have ever read. I don't think I will be able to look at a tree the same ever again! :shock:
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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root is a euphamism for penis....I'm just sayin'
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ILoveEdwardCullen wrote
root is a euphamism for penis....I'm just sayin'


*rolls eyes* uh huh...sure Cullen.
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OK, LH, that's ... uhmmm ... though, a tree? I mean, the roots are hard, I'll give you that, but ...still...

Shit, my mind deff can't picture that...

LH, does the book says if the tree had a good time, too? It would be interesting to have the feed-back fro the tree...
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ELITE ELDER
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it's hard to picture, LD, because it's so unnatural {small, lightly-haired roots brushed over her nipples} it gets much worse than than

The tree doesn't talk but it is explained to the girl that the tree was lonely and enjoyed her comforts. There is a second sex scene with the tree that involves the girl and her boyfriend where you can tell the tree's emotions by what the roots are doing to them. Nix, if your freakometer was rocking before, it would have exploded to bits with that scene.
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*cringes* YUCK!!! So LH...are you liking these books?
ELITE ELDER
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I'm going to finish this book. I'm positive it will provide fuel for funny coversations in the future. This is the first book of a trilogy but right now I haven't read anything that would make me want to chase down books 2 and 3. I'm kinda scared about how the author might try to top herself. Lord of the Forest - would that have group sex with trees? I won't be finding out.
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Yeah, I agree..it will definitley give you something to talk about!!!

OMG...and orgi sex scene with TREES!!!!
ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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Ok, LH. you HAVE to tell us what these books are. I am so intrigued/grossed out, I have to read this for myself.
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ILoveEdwardCullen wrote
Ok, LH. you HAVE to tell us what these books are. I am so intrigued/grossed out, I have to read this for myself.


*snorts* Yeah, I bet you are "intrigued" you dirrty, dirrty vamp slut....
ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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hehehehe oh yeah, babe!! You love it dirty
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ILoveEdwardCullen wrote
hehehehe oh yeah, babe!! You love it dirty


*smiles* yeah, you sure know how dirrty I like it....*winks*

(FYI: I am misspelling Dirty on purpose, dont want you to think I am a misspelling vamp!)
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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TeamVampire wrote
(FYI: I am misspelling Dirty on purpose, dont want you to think I am a misspelling vamp!)


contrary to popular belief, I am not a spelling Nazi
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Queen VKD, Mistress of All Who Dare Enter
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ILoveEdwardCullen wrote
TeamVampire wrote
(FYI: I am misspelling Dirty on purpose, dont want you to think I am a misspelling vamp!)


contrary to popular belief, I am not a spelling Nazi

Nope, you're not. Just the grammar and multi-posting one!
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Steffan: I never believed in anything like this before.
Eilian: So you're saying you regularly dry hump the air in the corner of your house and bring yourself to an orgasm in your pants?
Steffan: Good point.
Eilian: Never, ever do that in front of me again.

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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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**MUUUUUAAAHHHH!!!!**
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But that is one reason we love her so much...*blows kisses to my mistress*
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ILoveEdwardCullen wrote
TeamVampire wrote
(FYI: I am misspelling Dirty on purpose, dont want you to think I am a misspelling vamp!)


contrary to popular belief, I am not a spelling Nazi


*scratches head and confused look* really??

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