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#1 Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:26 pm
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ELITE ELDER
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There's a lot of odd scenes in pnr books. People blowing up into bits, wild and crazy sex scenes with multiple persons and items, strange deaths, people turning into things, etc. I thought I was fairly, um, worldly about such things. Until today.
 I just popped a new sexual weirdness cherry when the girl in my book got fucked by a tree. I'm not kidding - A TREE!  The roots came out of the ground and she had a good time. A couple guys got off watching her also.  So I thought I'd ask you all what's the weirdest thing you've read. Doesn't have to be sexual. _______________ Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."  |
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#2 Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:39 am
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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LH, wtf are you reading?!
_______________ Vishous, show me how you want it Now fuck off and let me bask in the glory of being me. www.shelfari.com/ilovevampires  |
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#3 Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:40 am
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ELITE ELDER
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Location: Lost in a faerie forest
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LOL it's a fantasy erotica book about a selkie king that seduces a human girl
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#4 Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:35 am
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What is its title and author? I may wanna see what that is all about, lol. A tree huh. that is ummm diff. _______________ ♥X♥X SMBD Reading-The Breeds- Lora Leigh https://twitter.com/SMBlackDagger Swap Your Used Paranormal Books for FREE http://www.paperbackswap.com http://www.shelfari.com/SuckMyBlackDagger http://www.SuckMyBlackDagger.blogspot.com |
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#5 Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:09 am
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Queen VKD, Mistress of All Who Dare Enter
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Well I'm really going to have to think on this. I've read some pretty whacked out stuff. Can't say I've ever read about someone getting fucked by a tree though.
So, is that where the inspiration for your avi came from?  _______________ Favorite Quote at the Moment:Veil of Seduction Steffan: I never believed in anything like this before. Eilian: So you're saying you regularly dry hump the air in the corner of your house and bring yourself to an orgasm in your pants? Steffan: Good point. Eilian: Never, ever do that in front of me again. My Shelfari: http://www.shelfari.com/vkd My Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/rhonda.valverde  |
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#6 Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:18 am
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ELITE ELDER
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If I post the title won't that make this a spoiler thread? I was trying to avoid doing that so people could post their weird scenes and not spoil it for others. *clears throat* however, if you look at my signature line you'll have your answer, SMBD. It's a book I've had for 2 years now but haven't read until now.
VKD, actually the avi came first and was inspired by the concept of growing things in spring. Can you see the people at the bottom? It does tie in nicely with the tree scene tho doesn't it? Actually she got done by roots but my avi makes a better visual. _______________ Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this." |
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#7 Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:15 pm
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*spits water out* A TREE????? WHOA...that is freaky...
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#8 Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:19 pm
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ELITE ELDER Res. Ent. Dir.
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I find if I come across a scene like that I end up rolling my eyes and it kinda ruins the book. If it sets off my freak o meter you knows it's off the wall, and tree fucking defintely sets off my freak o meter.
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#9 Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:01 pm
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The ELDER Radiant Pharzuph
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VKD did you forget what folder you're in with that language? Oh and LH I think your first post IS the weirdest thing I have ever read. I don't think I will be able to look at a tree the same ever again! _______________ Just read: Taken by Midnight Currently reading: Eternal Kiss of Darkness UP next: Just realized I have no idea what I'm reading next!  |
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#10 Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:38 pm
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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root is a euphamism for penis....I'm just sayin'
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#11 Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:03 pm
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*rolls eyes* uh huh...sure Cullen. |
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#12 Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:05 am
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OK, LH, that's ... uhmmm ... though, a tree? I mean, the roots are hard, I'll give you that, but ...still...
Shit, my mind deff can't picture that... LH, does the book says if the tree had a good time, too? It would be interesting to have the feed-back fro the tree... _______________ Currently reading: Are you kidding??? Up next: ???? ...  |
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#13 Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:46 am
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ELITE ELDER
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it's hard to picture, LD, because it's so unnatural {small, lightly-haired roots brushed over her nipples} it gets much worse than than
The tree doesn't talk but it is explained to the girl that the tree was lonely and enjoyed her comforts. There is a second sex scene with the tree that involves the girl and her boyfriend where you can tell the tree's emotions by what the roots are doing to them. Nix, if your freakometer was rocking before, it would have exploded to bits with that scene. _______________ Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this." « Last edit by Lightheaded on Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:50 am. » |
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#14 Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:27 am
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*cringes* YUCK!!! So LH...are you liking these books?
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#15 Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:48 pm
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ELITE ELDER
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I'm going to finish this book. I'm positive it will provide fuel for funny coversations in the future. This is the first book of a trilogy but right now I haven't read anything that would make me want to chase down books 2 and 3. I'm kinda scared about how the author might try to top herself. Lord of the Forest - would that have group sex with trees? I won't be finding out.
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#16 Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:52 pm
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Yeah, I agree..it will definitley give you something to talk about!!!
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#17 Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:15 pm
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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Ok, LH. you HAVE to tell us what these books are. I am so intrigued/grossed out, I have to read this for myself.
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#18 Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:21 pm
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*snorts* Yeah, I bet you are "intrigued" you dirrty, dirrty vamp slut.... |
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#19 Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:26 pm
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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hehehehe oh yeah, babe!! You love it dirty
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#20 Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:35 pm
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*smiles* yeah, you sure know how dirrty I like it....*winks* (FYI: I am misspelling Dirty on purpose, dont want you to think I am a misspelling vamp!) « Last edit by TeamVampire on Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:36 pm. » |
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#21 Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:39 pm
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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contrary to popular belief, I am not a spelling Nazi _______________ Vishous, show me how you want it Now fuck off and let me bask in the glory of being me. www.shelfari.com/ilovevampires |
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#22 Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:54 pm
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Queen VKD, Mistress of All Who Dare Enter
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Nope, you're not. Just the grammar and multi-posting one! _______________ Favorite Quote at the Moment:Veil of Seduction Steffan: I never believed in anything like this before. Eilian: So you're saying you regularly dry hump the air in the corner of your house and bring yourself to an orgasm in your pants? Steffan: Good point. Eilian: Never, ever do that in front of me again. My Shelfari: http://www.shelfari.com/vkd My Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/rhonda.valverde |
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#23 Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:56 pm
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ELITE ELDER WIELDER OF WICKEDNESS
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**MUUUUUAAAHHHH!!!!**
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#24 Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:03 pm
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ELDER Naamah of the Elites
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But that is one reason we love her so much...*blows kisses to my mistress*
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#25 Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:11 pm
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*scratches head and confused look* really?? |
